Neon Genesis Polka

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The Illuminati Polka

stupid lil video I made for the song "The Illuminati Polka" by Tom Smith

Lyrics:

ou've heard that everyone is six degrees from Kevin Bacon,
But do you know the Six Degrees of Grand Exalted Mason?
For everyone and everything has around it curled
The tentacles of the Secret Masters who control the world. (chorus) I rule you, you rule me, someone rules us secretly, It's a vast conspiracy, the Illuminati Polka!

For several thousand years now, they've worked behind the scenes,
They laugh when we buy Dockers -- we've all got designer genes!
They know if you'll get the girl or pass the S.A.T.,
It's kinda like The Truman Show combined with D&D. (chorus)

Everybody's bank account is serviced by the Gnomes,
The Masonic Temple gets the mortgage payment for your homes,
Commander Weisshaupt keeps Saddam from being killed too soon,
While Crowley and Blavatsky run Wall Street from the moon. (chorus)

The Media say "Everything is awful but it's okay",
It turns out that Fox Mulder is really Keyser Soze,
If Men In Black are in your tub, or birds consult your cat,
Duck your head, try not to think, and wear this tinfoil hat. (chorus)

The entertainment industry just got the Atom Bomb,
Dick Cheney and Al Qaeda run Enron with your mom,
Your DNA's on CD-R, so heads up, P.D.Q.,
You may not have a hope in hell, but at least you've got a clue! (chorus)




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Alchemist Polka

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Pinhead & the Pinguins sing Loituma Ievan Polka

Pinhead and the "Three Pinguins" do their version of the Ievan Polka. Original song by Loituma.



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Polka Party

The crowning achievement of Pippi Production's first season, 2005. Put to Weird Al Yanchowic's Polka Party song, and using Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 for all of the shots, this proves to be one amazingly awesome video!




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Hand Teddy Polka- Lingerie Sexy Sock Puppets

Music Video of the Hand Teddy Polka - watch for Larry Flynt hand puppet- The Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation! Music by Jeff AlanRoss - Directed by Scott Cheshire



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Turbo Polka Hare Hare

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Turbo Anime Polka

THIS VIDEO IS PURELY FAN-MADE AND IS IN NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THE MUSICAL ARTIST OR ANIME COMPANY IN ANY WAY

I have added pop-ups in the video that will tell you what the anime is called. They will be in the lower left corner of the video.

This is my first AMV! It is made up of 15 diffrent animes!

Song:
Atomik Harmonik
Turbo Polka

Animes Used in order in video:

Open Credits,
Final Fantasy 10-2,
Perfect Blue,
Azumanga Daioh,
Martian Successor Nadesico,
Please Teacher (TV),
Perfect Blue,
Final Fantasy 10-2 (X-2),
Love Hina (TV),
Final Fantasy 8 (VIII),
Child's Toy (Kodomo no Omocha / Kodocha),
Child's Toy (Kodomo no Omocha / Kodocha),
Fruits Basket,
Fruits Basket,
Final Fantasy 8 (VIII),
Trigun,
Final Fantasy 10-2 (X-2),
Cowboy Bebop,
Martian Successor Nadesico,
Panyo Panyo Di Gi Charat,
Ping Pong Club,
Chobits,
Love Hina (TV),
Saint Tail,
Azumanga Daioh,
Final Fantasy 10-2 (X-2),
Child's Toy (Kodomo no Omocha / Kodocha),
End Credits

Lyrics!:

Hey little boy, I got a song for you
I wanna show you what you gotta do
Shake your Bum Bum every night and day
Would you please please take me away

Hey little boy, don't you look like a fool
Dance like a star cause you could be so cool
You can be what you wanna be
Why don't you dance with me

Ti sploh ne ve -- kaj zamujas
Zaman se trudis -- premalo mi ponujas...

Chorus:
You wanna have some fun -- ja sam tvoja bejba
Let me be the one -- your turbo polka bejba
You wanna have some fun -- ja sam tvoja bejba
Heija eja ejga -- turbo polka bejba



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Angry Titan Polka

A strange teen titans music video to weird al's "angry white boy polka" o_O



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